Walker, Texas Badass.

Okay, so truth be told, Chuck Norris actually creeps me out beyond description, but for some reason there is something oddly entertaining about his self-proclaimed 'tude. My main reason for finding humor in him is the Conan O'Brien "Walker, Texas Ranger" handle. Whatever the reasons, this made me laugh too, so enjoy it.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

Chuck Norris graduated from Harvard with a degree in being god and a minor in spanish.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.


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