One Of Those Days

Oh, Amanda

It's both of us, I think.

Let's Play Name That Disney Character

Out Of Class

At bohemia.

You Said It.

Jim: Where you headed, Cowboy?
Bart: Nowhere special.
Jim: Nowhere special. I always wanted to go there.

Naughty, Naughty.

Oh, Emma. Dear, sweet Hermione. We'll act like it's butterbeer.




I'm Dark.

the Cutting Edge
(57% dark, 42% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
your humor style:

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

Take the test here

The Man Of The Hour

Caleb Samuel Goodloe

Dare I Say It?

Leave it to the frat boys.

Always Remember...

I'm not sure I could forget that.

I Coulda Been A Contender

My Bunghole, It Goes Bungo Jungo Jungo

Let's Play Guess The Frat!

Trimmed leg hair, plaid shorts, what seems to be a t-shirt (not a polo) and flip-flops with a golf-sock ankle tan. If those were Rainbows instead of Reefs I would go with ATO. Any votes?


Quite Possibly The Coolest Google Logo To Date


What If Everyone Else Did It?

Satanism, Woo!

Jason Alexander's Head

For Amanda



MandaKaryn: I just realized who Nick Lachey remines me of.
MandaKaryn: Lil' Kim
laughterkey: Hahahah... how so?
MandaKaryn: Massive furs, exposed "pectoral" region and too much terrible jewelery.
laughterkey: LOL

My Secret:

I want to go to law school.


It's The Good Advice That You Just Didn't Take

Why I'm Afraid To Dye My Hair

I think it might make me look like this.


Say It With Me, Paris...

I don't know who he is, but he's hot.


Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me

From this morning's show:

"I'm not going to make a joke about this. It's too easy. It's like shooting a 78 year-old man in the face."
-Roy Blount Jr.

"I'm old enough to remember when drunk was a good excuse."
-P.J. O'Rourke

Word, yo.

laughterkey: I'm hooked up like you and donuts.
Settle4Less227: Hell yeah....Philly style.

My Chair


Amen, Brother

Cats Are Better Than Avenged Sevenfold, I Guess

Not Ellen!

A Little Late

But too good to not share, hahah

Sparks of Passion

These guys were badass. Woo opening ceremonies!

Now, If We Were Talking Designer...

Read the story here.

Police Report

Re: The Vice President shooting a 78-year old man in the face.
Click to Enlarge

Social Evil

Vietnam is outlawing alcohol in karaoke bars because it is a 'social evil'. I think there has been some confusion, though, 'cause we all know that karaoke is the true social evil. The social anti-christ, if you will.

A Wee Giggle

laughterkey: You get a check plus.
MandaKaryn: Damnit. I hate check plus.
MandaKaryn: It's the highest you can get but always still like a 90%.
laughterkey: Better than a check minus.
MandaKaryn: It is. Or a check for that matter.
MandaKaryn: But not a Czech.
laughterkey: Hahahahahahaha
MandaKaryn: I made a funny!


I Hate This Class.

Blast From The Past

My Boyfriend.

I think I'm in love.

Betta Tricks

I wish my betta was this talented. But, to be fair, I bet my betta wishes he had a neon light in his bowl.

Not Hard, Joe.


The Lorax is Badass


My Valentine

3 parts Crystal Lite Pink Lemonade +

1 part coconut rum +

1 marchino cherry =

a damn good date


From Pink Is The New Blog

I'm Not Sure There's An Appropriate Title For This...

Someone wants Paris Hilton to play Mother Teresa. Becuase she wouldn't get down for Playboy. Go figure.


Cornholio, Redux

Have some fun here.

The Great Cornholio


Horrifying, Part Deux

Calista Flockhart



Girls Night

Sex and the City on DVD, the ladies, and a drink. What more could a girl ask for?


For What It's Worth

Written by Stephen Stills in 1966

There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware
I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind

I think it's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side

It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Paranoia strikes deep Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away

We better stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, now, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down


One More, For The Road

laughterkey: Did you like story about the robot camel jockies?
MandaKaryn: I did. It made me think of Eisen too.
laughterkey: First thing that came to mind, hahah...
laughterkey: I wonder if he's aware of the fact that for 90% of his students, the number one thing he will forever be associated with is camel jockies.

A Few More Gems

MandaKaryn: Why are you sad? Gingivitis?

MandaKaryn: I had to come out with, "I don't like asians," of course, and it sparked discussion.

laughterkey: But how did he accidentally take an erotic tai chi class?

laughterkey: I did not, however, comment upon said ninja stars.

MandaKaryn: Woo! I typed secret right!

laughterkey: While I completely agree with the thing I sent earlier about Matt Dillon and Ludacris, if Matt Dillon had stayed 18 forver I would totally want him.

MandaKaryn: Did you just call me Coltrane?

MandaKaryn: Movie quote. Haha. Another movie quote.

MandaKaryn: Hookers + sleeping pills = always a good match.

Chatting With Amanda

laughterkey: So, I'm watching "The Breakfast Club" on AMC and they edited "Eat my shorts"
MandaKaryn: What?
laughterkey: When Bender says, "Eat my shorts," they changed it to, "Eat my socks."
MandaKaryn: Awesome
laughterkey: Why would they do that?
laughterkey: Why are socks better than shorts?
laughterkey: Are the people at AMC biased? Do they think socks are less seductive? Or less suggestive?
MandaKaryn: Hahaha...either way
MandaKaryn: But socks aren't less sexual to a foot fetishist.
laughterkey: Precisely!
laughterkey: Overall, shorts, I think, would be less appealing, if not equally unappealing, and in no way sexual. Who at AMC has it out for shorts?
laughterkey: And why, WHY can they say crap and damn, but not shorts??
laughterkey: I've got a bone to pick with someone.


laughterkey: :-D <---gingivitis laughterkey: ew.
MandaKaryn: HAHAH...awesome
laughterkey: no. anti-awesome.


laughterkey: I watched 'Grey's Anatomy' for the first time tonight
MandaKaryn: How is it? I haven't seen it.
laughterkey: Good, but there was one part that bothered me.
laughterkey: This chick gets this guy (who apparently she used to "do," according to Paige) into a closet and says, "Im a do-er now, no more metaphorical shit for me" (or something like that.)
MandaKaryn: Hahah awesome
laughterkey: And the guy is all, "Are you sure you want to do this?" And she says yes...
laughterkey: Back and forth, blah blah blah, with a few good puns on the "do-er" level...
laughterkey: BUT.
laughterkey: Then she finally comes back with, "Do you want to talk about 'should' while I'm here, horny and half-naked, or do you want to literally take your pants off?"
laughterkey: And I had issues.
laughterkey: Because what else is there but LITERALLY taking your pants off?
laughterkey: How would one metaphorically take one's pants off?
laughterkey: So I had a few issues. But otherwise it was great!

It's A Good Morning

Cornbread, Coffee and West Wing. What more could a girl ask for?



Okay, rain, here's the deal. You've dumped 15 inches in my neighborhood. Uncle. I give up.

I'm A Maniac

Okay, so in the spirit of the upcoming SuperBowl XL and all of its advertising, I thought I would put in a link to one of my old favorites, the 'Cat Herding' ad.

Just For Good Measure.

The absolute BEST 'Walker, Texas Ranger' clip ever shown on the Conan O'Brien show can be seen here. Do yourself a favor and watch it.

I Did NOT Make This Up

So, after all of my bitching, I went out and got the paper (which was wet) and opened it up to see this. Now I know why. Thanks, Mother Nature. You were right. I would have wanted to get up early had I known this was coming.

9 A.M.

So, It's roughly 9 a.m. (as my title might suggest) and here I am sitting at my computer. Awake. Today was my day to sleep in, and because of that I stayed up late last night and now I'm tired. Why, might you ask, am I up? Because of this:

That little red area was over my house roughly an hour ago and it dumped an obscene amout of rain on my neighborhood. Not to mention the wind gusts that blew over every trash can on the street, tossed tree branches all over my backyard like a game of pick-up-sticks and even knocked out my power. Then we get the lightning. The striking-my-front-sidewalk-and-back-patio, scaring-the-shit-out-of-me lightning.

So I am awake. And now that I am completely awake, and would feel like a bum for going back to sleep at 10 a.m., the wind has died, the lightning stopped, and the rain come to a slight drizzle.

Thank you, Mother Nature.



Colbert Part Deux

Colbert's interview with the AV club is here. Read it. Stat. Or something.

My Thanks Again To VH1

The Best Week Ever Blog has reported that Chuck Klostermann (of SPIN and "Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs" fame) will be in Detroit for the week, blogging about Superbowl XL. Read it here. Then go buy everything he ever wrote.