18.2.06

Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me

From this morning's show:

"I'm not going to make a joke about this. It's too easy. It's like shooting a 78 year-old man in the face."
-Roy Blount Jr.

"I'm old enough to remember when drunk was a good excuse."
-P.J. O'Rourke

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