29.5.06

Clerks Drinking Game

Many thanks to NewsAskew for coming up with this wonderful little game. Have your friends over and enjoy, but don't, for the love of God, do anything stupid.


TAKE ONE SIP WHEN...
A reference to a non-askewniverse film is made (Star Wars, Jaws, Pretty In Pink, etc.)
Jay or Silent Bob raise their fist to someone approaching them
A character from another Askew-niverse film is mentioned
Any reference to hockey is made
Someone buys a pack of cigarettes (2 if this person happens to be a little girl)
A customer asks, "Are you open?" (2 drinks if the reply is "NO!!!")
Dante proclaims, "I'm not even supposed to BE here today!"
A lyric from "Berserker" is sung
Dante slams the cash register door closed in anger
A reference to Star Wars is made

TAKE TWO SIPS WHEN...
Jay gives or offers any drug to another character
Any reference of Rick Derris having sex with someone is made
Any character gives another character advice that he/she received from his/her grandmother
A pop culture reference is made (use your own discretion)
Someone says "37"
A scene is inserted to allow a cut to break up a long take
Quik Stop or RST Video's doors are locked during normal business hours
Randall insults a customer
Someone mentions smelling the odor of shoe polish
Someone says, "Bunch of savages in this town"

TAKE THREE SIPS WHEN...
Walt Flanagan's dog is mentioned in any context
Someone screws a dead guy
A word from from one of your high school vocabulary quizzes that you can't define appears onscreen
Lenin's Tomb is onscreen
Randal is seen "working" behind the counter at RST video

SPECIAL CASE...
Silent Bob has a line (6 big ones!)

OPTIONAL...
Choose a character and drink once each time their name is mentioned

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